Lorelai Gilmore: Hello?
Karen: Lorelai Gilmore?
Lorelai Gilmore: You got her.
Karen: I'm calling from Richard Gilmore's office.
Lorelai Gilmore: Never heard of him.
Karen: Richard Gilmore, your father.
Lorelai Gilmore: Ooh, tall, bow tie?
Lorelai Gilmore: Yes. I'm with you now. Go ahead.
Luke Danes: What did you just do?
Lorelai Gilmore: What?
Luke Danes: You put the cookie down.
Lorelai Gilmore: Yeah.
Luke Danes: You ate the cookie, then you took the cookie out of the box, and put it where the cookie you just ate was.
Lorelai Gilmore: Yeah.
Luke Danes: Well, that's nuts.
Lorelai Gilmore: Rory made this for me. I don't wanna ruin it.
Luke Danes: Then why'd you eat the cookie?
Lorelai Gilmore: I wanted a mallomar.
Luke Danes: But why didn't you just one out of the box?
Lorelai Gilmore: This one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.
Luke Danes: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.
Lorelai Gilmore: So?
Michel Gerard: Well, this is wonderful, to smell like a dead person. You'll have to beat them off with a stick.
Rory: Hey, can you stash this at your house till the party? It's just favors and stuff.
Lane: Ironic, isn't it? You having to hide stuff at my house for a change.
Rory: Life has come full circle.
Jackson Belleville: I have got a sobbing pregnant woman at home, which is not unusual except this time I didn't cause it!
Taylor: [in the middle of convincing Nicole to date his nephew, instead of Luke] Luke I'm not talking to you.
Luke: It's my lucky day.
Fran Westin: So that's a four foot chocolate cake with individual vanilla cupcakes on top spelling out Happy 16th Birthday, Lorelai?
Rory Gilmore: That's right.
Fran Westin: Would you like butter cream or whip cream frosting on that?
Rory Gilmore: Can you do both?
Fran Westin: That's alot of frosting.
Rory Gilmore: I know. But it's my mom's favorite part. Once we tried to make a cake entirely out of frosting, which turned out to be better in theory than in actual execution.
Fran Westin: Well, both frostings it is, then.
Jess: I got the video for tonight.
Rory: What did you get?
Jess: Almost Famous.
Rory: No, not again!
Jess: I can't help it, I'm addicted!
Rory: Fine, but if I'm going to spend two hours sitting there watching Kate Hudson commit suicide again, then we are ordering Indian food.
Jess: Oh, come on!
Rory: Hey, last night when we watched Ed Wood, we got burgers like you wanted to.
Jess: Okay fine, tonight Indian food, but tomorrow Saturday Night Fever and Thai food.
Lane: That's so cute, you're like a really sweet old agoraphobic couple!
Jess: Thank you very much.