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"Gilmore Girls" Happy Birthday, Baby (TV Episode 2003) Poster

(TV Series)

(2003)

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Taylor: [in the middle of convincing Nicole to date his nephew, instead of Luke] Luke I'm not talking to you.

Luke: It's my lucky day.

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Lorelai Gilmore: Hello?

Karen: Lorelai Gilmore?

Lorelai Gilmore: You got her.

Karen: I'm calling from Richard Gilmore's office.

Lorelai Gilmore: Never heard of him.

Karen: Richard Gilmore, your father.

Lorelai Gilmore: Ooh, tall, bow tie?

Karen: Yes.

Lorelai Gilmore: Yes. I'm with you now. Go ahead.

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Fran Westin: So that's a four foot chocolate cake with individual vanilla cupcakes on top spelling out Happy 16th Birthday, Lorelai?

Rory Gilmore: That's right.

Fran Westin: Would you like butter cream or whip cream frosting on that?

Rory Gilmore: Can you do both?

Fran Westin: That's alot of frosting.

Rory Gilmore: I know. But it's my mom's favorite part. Once we tried to make a cake entirely out of frosting, which turned out to be better in theory than in actual execution.

Fran Westin: Well, both frostings it is, then.

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Luke Danes: What did you just do?

Lorelai Gilmore: What?

Luke Danes: You put the cookie down.

Lorelai Gilmore: Yeah.

Luke Danes: You ate the cookie, then you took the cookie out of the box, and put it where the cookie you just ate was.

Lorelai Gilmore: Yeah.

Luke Danes: Well, that's nuts.

Lorelai Gilmore: Rory made this for me. I don't wanna ruin it.

Luke Danes: Then why'd you eat the cookie?

Lorelai Gilmore: I wanted a mallomar.

Luke Danes: But why didn't you just one out of the box?

Lorelai Gilmore: This one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.

Luke Danes: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.

Lorelai Gilmore: So?

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Michel Gerard: Well, this is wonderful, to smell like a dead person. You'll have to beat them off with a stick.

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Jess: I got the video for tonight.

Rory: What did you get?

Jess: Almost Famous.

Rory: No, not again!

Jess: I can't help it, I'm addicted!

Rory: Fine, but if I'm going to spend two hours sitting there watching Kate Hudson commit suicide again, then we are ordering Indian food.

Jess: Oh, come on!

Rory: Hey, last night when we watched Ed Wood, we got burgers like you wanted to.

Jess: Okay fine, tonight Indian food, but tomorrow Saturday Night Fever and Thai food.

Lane: That's so cute, you're like a really sweet old agoraphobic couple!

Jess: Thank you very much.

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Rory: Hey, can you stash this at your house till the party? It's just favors and stuff.

Lane: Ironic, isn't it? You having to hide stuff at my house for a change.

Rory: Life has come full circle.

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Jackson Belleville: I have got a sobbing pregnant woman at home, which is not unusual except this time I didn't cause it!

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