- Paris Geller: People came to America to escape religious persecution.
- Marty: Well, what religion is anti-leftovers?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Well, if you feel it is best to end the Friday night dinners, then as your mother I feel it is my duty to support you.
- Rory Gilmore: I'm not saying we should end Friday night dinners.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Okay, well then, as your mother I feel it is my duty to tell you you're wrong.
- Paris Geller: I need the exact time of today's sunset.
- Rory Gilmore: I'm in the middle of an article.
- Paris Geller: Well, if you read faster, you wouldn't be.
- Rory Gilmore: Okay, the time of today's sunset is 4:31.
- Paris Geller: Okay. Then I just have to keep my mind occupied until 4:31.
- Rory Gilmore: Paris.
- Paris Geller: What?
- Rory Gilmore: Tell me again why you're fasting for Ramadan.
- Paris Geller: Look, Rory, if you want to crib your articles from the AP wire, that's your business. I, on the other hand, actually give a rat's ass about journalistic integrity. When I write about Ramadan, I experience Ramadan. Are you chewing gum?
- Rory Gilmore: What? Yes, why?
- Paris Geller: I'd really prefer it if you didn't chew it *at* me.
- Rory Gilmore: Paris, did you know that not eating can make people kind of snippy?
- Rory Gilmore: So this Friday, l'll have dinner with one and you'll have dinner with the other.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Uhu, hey, what happend to the idea of ending Friday night dinners? 'cause l thought that one had real potential.