Lorelai is cornered by a new local and talked in to watering his garden whilst he's away on a business trip. When Lorelai has to get to work, she asks Rory to take over, but when things go wrong she has to enlist Jess' help. Lorelai also asks Emily for help finding a guy she met at an auction house, but realizes he's not quite what she anticipated. Written by
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When Richard is on the phone with Lorelai about the whole Peyton Sanders fiasco, Lauren Graham stand-in Patty Malcolm was the one acting on the other end to help inspire the anger. See more
At the auction, Emily is referred to as "The Cobra" because she squeezes people until she gets what she wants. Cobras are not constrictors, they are vipers. Python or Boa Constrictor would have been correct. See more
Hey, it's Dwight. Leave me a message. Namaste.
Dwight? Hi, it's Doris. Doris, your wife! Remember me? The woman who was asleep in bed when you snuck out the window like a spinless worm! How dare you sneak out like that, you sniveling pond-scum sample! I should call Erin Brockovich to bring a lawsuit against your parents, you steaming lump of toxic waste! You really thought you could get away from me? I would've found you sooner if I'd bothered to look, but now I have. I found you. And all I can...
References Erin Brockovich
Written by David Bowie
Performed by Lauren Graham See more