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"Gilmore Girls" Dead Uncles and Vegetables (TV Episode 2002) Poster

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Taylor: [Lorelai and Rory enter Town Meeting late] Late again, are we?

Lorelai: Yes, I hope I'm not pregnant.

Taylor: Really, you should try to be more punctual, Lorelai. I banged the meeting in a half hour ago.

Lorelai: Dirty!

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Kirk: Hello? How 'bout that coffee?

Lorelai: I got it.

Kirk: Oh, but mine's a quarter caff.

Lorelai: Huh?

Kirk: Three fourths caffeinated, one fourth decaff.

Lorelai: I four fourths don't care.

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Jess Mariano: I'll be down in a minute.

Rory Gilmore: No, now.

Jess Mariano: I'm in the middle of something!

Rory Gilmore: Just assume that Jeannie's gonna get Major Healey out of whatever scrape he's in.

Jess Mariano: Gee, thanks for spoiling it for me.

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Emily Gilmore: What do you think of the Romanovs?

Luke: They probably had it coming.

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Taylor: Mhmm, just what I thought. This is not the proper permit for this kind of business. This is a type 24B otherwise known as a cart, kiosk, cart/kiosk permit. This is not valid for your business.

The 2nd Troubadour: Why did you say it twice?

Taylor: Hmm?

Babette: You said cart kiosk cart kiosk!

Lorelai: Its repetitive.

Rory: And redundant.

Lorelai: Its repetitive.

Rory: And redundant.

Lorelai: We certainly are entertaining, Mac!

Rory: Indubitably, Tosh.

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Lorelai: If you had your way, Mother, you'd lock us up like veal. That's what she wants, veal children.

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Lorelai: [Emily is reminding Lorelai of her DAR meeting on Tuesday ] It's burned into my brain, it's there forever. When I'm senile and gaga and drooling into a cup... and I can't remember my name, I will still remember that your DAR meeting was on that Tuesday. I'm going to have to be deprogrammed by cult deprogrammers to get that Tuesday out of my brain.

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Luke: That's too strong.

Lorelai: No, it's not.

Luke: No, it's too strong

Lorelai: You're on the phone.

Luke: Not everybody likes it that strong.

Lorelai: Well, then I shall convert them, I am the Jehovah's coffee girl.

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