- Jess Mariano: You know, I like this place.
- Rory Gilmore: Wow, a place in Stars Hollow you actually like.
- Jess Mariano: You see that spot over there?
- Rory Gilmore: Yeah.
- Jess Mariano: That's where Luke pushed me in.
- Rory Gilmore: Pff.
- Jess Mariano: Are you mad or something?
- Rory Gilmore: I just don't want to be in a fight with Dean.
- Jess Mariano: I'm sorry about that. Do you want to push me in a lake?
- Rory Gilmore: Maybe later.
- Rory Gilmore: Please, don't walk away like that!
- Dean Forester: Sorry, I'd do a silly walk, but I'm not feeling very John Cleese right now.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I remember the days of lying to my mother about a boy. Once I had a boy hidden in the closet, and of course Mom wouldn't leave, so I finally had to pretend to get sick to my stomach just to get her out of the room long enough for him to climb down the window and down the tree. He fell. Broke his leg. Ah, to be young again.
- Sookie St. James: I didn't want to ruin anything. We're doing so well. We have so much fun. It's all working.
- Jackson Belleville: Why would living together mess all that up?
- Sookie St. James: I don't know. We'd see each other every day...
- Jackson Belleville: We see each other every day now.
- Sookie St. James: - and you'd find out all my annoying little quirks...
- Jackson Belleville: Hey, I've got annoying quirks too, you know.
- Sookie St. James: I know!
- Jackson Belleville: What's that supposed to mean?
- Lorelai Gilmore: It's quaint, isn't it? The women make a nice lunch basket, the men bid on it, and the world rotates backward on its axis.