Gilligan's Island (TV Series)

Smile, You're on Mars Camera (1965)

Bob Denver: Gilligan

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Quotes 

• Professor Roy Hinkley : [Last lines; Skipper and The Professor are doing a chore, completely cleaned of the feathers from earlier]  Skipper, aren't you being a little hard on poor Gilligan?

  The Skipper : Absolutely not, Professor. All of this is his fault with those feathers. I'm just making the punishment fit the crime. What time is it?

  Professor Roy Hinkley : [Looks at his watch]  Yeah, it's 3 o'clock.

  The Skipper : [Yells back to the hut]  Gilligan! Gilligan! It's time again!

  Gilligan : [the door to the hut opens slowly, and Gilligan shuffles out, with the feathers still on his body, then makes a 90 degree turn, and stops] 

  [Flapping his arms] 

  Gilligan : Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

  [Then turns and shuffles back into the hut as the door slowly closes behind him] 

• The Skipper : You mean they think this camera landed on Mars?

  Professor Roy Hinkley : Exactly.

  Gilligan : Then there is life on Mars because we're alive!

  The Skipper : Some of us are!

  Gilligan : Imagine getting shipwrecked and landing on Mars! Boy, What a storm!

• Professor Roy Hinkley : I asked you to listen to the radio.

  Gilligan : Oh I did, I heard a new song, it goes, Don't go in there, Yeah, yeah, yeah, There's nothing in there, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• The Skipper : We couldn't care less if you had the feather off the goose that laid the golden egg.

  Gilligan : What goose?

  The Skipper : The goose that laid the golden egg in the fairy tale.

  Gilligan : Laid a golden egg?

  The Skipper : Yes Gilligan. Once upon a time, there was a goose, a goose that laid a golden egg... and this goose was very important... Never mind Gilligan!

• Gilligan : It's too bad we can't send for a TV repairman.

  Thurston Howell III : A TV repairman? I don't mind golden time, double time, but TV-repairman time... I mean, even I can't afford that!

• Professor Roy Hinkley : We need something to stick the lens back together.

  Gilligan : How about rubber bands?

  The Skipper : Where are we going to get rubber bands, Gilligan?

  Gilligan : We could cut up my sneakers!

  Professor Roy Hinkley : We all appreciate your sacrifice, Gilligan, but we need something that won't interfere with the camera lens. Some type of glue.

  Thurston Howell III : Oh! Well, let's start drilling for some immediately!

  The Skipper : Mr. Howell, you don't drill for glue!

  Thurston Howell III : Oh no? You should see some of the oil wells I got stuck with!

• The Skipper : What are you doing back there, Gilligan? When the camera goes on, they won't be able to see you!

  Gilligan : That's what I had in mind

  The Skipper : What do you mean?

  Gilligan : Well, if I stand in front, the whole world will see me, and if the whole world sees me, that means the United States will see me, and if the United States sees me, that means my hometown will see me, and if my hometown sees me, that means my brother will see me, and if my brother sees me, he'll punch me because I'm wearing his shirt.