Gilligan's Island (TV Series)
Smile, You're on Mars Camera (1965)
Jim Backus: Thurston Howell III
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Quotes
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Mrs. Lovey Howell : This bush is so dusty!
Thurston Howell III : Here, let me get that. One thing I can't stand, that's a messy Jungle.
Mrs. Lovey Howell : Thurston, I found the lens!
Thurston Howell III : No, my dear! That's the bottom from a bottle of bubbly. I've been throwing our empties there. Sort of our secret stash.
Mrs. Lovey Howell : Darling, you think of everything!
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Gilligan : It's too bad we can't send for a TV repairman.
Thurston Howell III : A TV repairman? I don't mind golden time, double time, but TV-repairman time... I mean, even I can't afford that!
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Professor Roy Hinkley : We need something to stick the lens back together.
Gilligan : How about rubber bands?
The Skipper : Where are we going to get rubber bands, Gilligan?
Gilligan : We could cut up my sneakers!
Professor Roy Hinkley : We all appreciate your sacrifice, Gilligan, but we need something that won't interfere with the camera lens. Some type of glue.
Thurston Howell III : Oh! Well, let's start drilling for some immediately!
The Skipper : Mr. Howell, you don't drill for glue!
Thurston Howell III : Oh no? You should see some of the oil wells I got stuck with!