Thurston Howell III: Gentlemen. I am Thurston Howell III and this of course is my wife, Mrs. Thurston Howell III.
Mrs. Lovey Howell: Charmed.
Igor: Capitalist! Exploiter!
Thurston Howell III: Capitalist. Exploiter. I was wrong Lovey. They're very friendly!
[Igor produces two bottles from a hidden compartment]
Ivan: Vodka? On a spaceship?
Igor: ONLY way to fly!
Igor: [Planning to leave without the castaways] We invite them to celebration, drink toast, get them drunk.
Ivan: Igor! Good idea! We got plenty vodka in capsule.
Igor: Sure! Two Russian men can drink more than four American men.
Ivan: Is only *three* men.
Igor: Is *four*! Is sailor, is teacher, is rich capitalist, is-... Ah, you are right Ivan. Is *three* men... and *one* Gilligan!