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"Get Smart" With Love and Twitches (TV Episode 1968) Poster

(TV Series)

(1968)

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99: [worried] He's not gonna show up, he doesn't want to marry me.

Chief: Don't say that, 99, he'll be here, he must have stopped of for something on the way.

99's Mother: Of course darling, he probably stopped of at a bar for a drink.

99: At 10.30 in the morning?

99's Mother: Bums drink at any hour.

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Maxwell Smart: [99's mother is at the door] Is she moving in with us already? We're not even married yet.

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Jacoby: [trying to decypher the map on Smart's chest] This is a mountain.

Kohlman: That's a mole.

Jacoby: Well, it looks like a mountain to me.

Kohlman: I said it's a mole, stop trying to make a mountain out of a mole.

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Chief: The guests are starting to ask questions.

99: Have they all arrived?

99's Mother: Everyone except the bum.

99: Well Chief, I guess you'd better go downstairs and tell them that the wedding is off.

Chief: Let's give the bum another few minutes... I mean Max.

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Maxwell Smart: [on their wedding night] You know, 99, you have the prettiest shoulders I...

99: Oh, well you've seen them before, Max.

Maxwell Smart: Yes. But never without a holster.

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Dr. Madre: I've been working on an experiment, alone, isolated, for I don't know how long, I've lost track of time. Three, might even be four years.

[suddenly whispering]

Dr. Madre: I think that man at the bar is after me.

Maxwell Smart: [Max looks over] That's a woman!

Dr. Madre: Then it's been four years.

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