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"Get Smart" The Mummy (TV Episode 1967) Poster

(TV Series)

(1967)

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Maxwell Smart: It says here the mummy of the Egyptian King Tut the fourth is due to arrive in the United States today.

Chief: Oh really? When is his daddy due?

Maxwell Smart: No, Max, this mummy, King Tut the fourth is dead.

Chief: Oh. And you want me to find out who killed him?

Maxwell Smart: Max, he died more than three thousand years ago.

Chief: Oh, that's bad Chief, it's gonna be very difficult to round up witnesses.

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Maxwell Smart: Listen, 13, if you hate your job so much, why don't you get into some other line of business?

Agent 13: Because I'm a trained espionage agent. And besides, it runs in the family.

Maxwell Smart: Your father was a spy?

Agent 13: No, my mother.

Maxwell Smart: Really?

Agent 13: Yeah. She was very big in world war one.

Maxwell Smart: No kidding. What's her name?

Agent 13: I don't know, she won't tell us.

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Agent 13: Oh, 86 will you do me a favor?

Maxwell Smart: What?

Agent 13: Eh, you won't tell the Chief that my mother's a spy, will ya?

Maxwell Smart: Well, ok, but why?

Agent 13: I don't think she's on our side.

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Maxwell Smart: Tell me this: since my true identity is such a closely guarded secret, how were you able to recognize me?

Miss Smith: I saw your picture in one of the secret agent fan magazines.

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Maxwell Smart: This is a very special champagne. Notice the year:

Miss Smith: Oh yes. 1969?

Maxwell Smart: Yes. It's an advance bottle. I understand that that will be a very good year for wine.

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Miss Smith: [Miss Smith takes a sip of champagne containing her own sleeping pill] Excellent champagne.

Maxwell Smart: [Max has just sipped champagne containing his own truth serum] Are you kidding? This is the cheapest champagne I could buy.

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Maxwell Smart: [wrapped up in mummy bandages] Doctor, do you have a band-aid?

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