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"Get Smart" The Little Black Book: Part 2 (TV Episode 1968) Poster

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Maxwell Smart: The old Maxwell-Smart silhouette on the window shade trick. That's the second time KAOS has fallen for it this month.

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Sid Krimm: [Max has just killed three KAOs men with a single shot] Max! How did you get 'em all three?

Sid KrimmMaxwell Smart: [Max holds up a gun with three barrels and one trigger] The old three way gun trick!

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Sid Krimm: It's ok, Max, the cops are here.

Maxwell Smart: You got a lot to learn about the secret agent business, Sid. Thats the oldest trick in the world.

Sid Krimm: Oh, the old KAOS killers dressed up like cops in order to fool Control agents and old army buddy trick.

Maxwell Smart: Yeah, yeah, something like that.

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Sergeant: The old Pusan pat-a-cake trick, huh?

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Maxwell Smart: My father, my father never got me anything. The only thing he hever got me was a pair of long pants so I could go to work.

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Attorney: [swearing in Sid Krimm as a temporary Control deputy] I want you to raise your right foot

[raises his right foot]

Attorney: and repeat after me.

Sid Krimm: [raises right foot] Why do I have to raise my right foot?

Attorney: Because it's an underground organization.

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Maxwell Smart: The old gun in the maestro's baton trick.

[rolls eyes]

Maxwell Smart: that's the second time I fell for that this month.

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Maxwell Smart: That's the second biggest silencer I ever saw.

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Maxwell Smart: [Max and Sid are both chained to a wall] All right now, Sid, here's my plan.

Sid Krimm: Stop with your crazy plans. Can't you see I'm trying to faint?

Maxwell Smart: All right, I'll do it myself.

[lets go of false hands tied to chains]

Sid Krimm: Oh, the old false hands in the chain trick.

Sid Krimm: [Max grabs his belt-buckle and slides out a hacksaw] Oh, the old hacksaw in the belt-buckle trick.

Maxwell Smart: [Max rolls his eyes] Will you shut up?

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Maxwell Smart: You know Sid, in a way it's kind of a shame.

Sid Krimm: What are you talking about?

Maxwell Smart: If he had only used his baton for goodness instead of evil.

[Sid rolls his eyes]

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