Maxwell Smart: The old Maxwell-Smart silhouette on the window shade trick. That's the second time KAOS has fallen for it this month.
Sid Krimm: [Max has just killed three KAOs men with a single shot] Max! How did you get 'em all three?
Sid Krimm: It's ok, Max, the cops are here.
Maxwell Smart: You got a lot to learn about the secret agent business, Sid. Thats the oldest trick in the world.
Sid Krimm: Oh, the old KAOS killers dressed up like cops in order to fool Control agents and old army buddy trick.
Maxwell Smart: Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Maxwell Smart: My father, my father never got me anything. The only thing he hever got me was a pair of long pants so I could go to work.
Attorney: [swearing in Sid Krimm as a temporary Control deputy] I want you to raise your right foot
[raises his right foot]
Attorney: and repeat after me.
Sid Krimm: [raises right foot] Why do I have to raise my right foot?
Attorney: Because it's an underground organization.
Maxwell Smart: The old gun in the maestro's baton trick.
Maxwell Smart: that's the second time I fell for that this month.
Maxwell Smart: That's the second biggest silencer I ever saw.
Maxwell Smart: [Max and Sid are both chained to a wall] All right now, Sid, here's my plan.
Sid Krimm: Stop with your crazy plans. Can't you see I'm trying to faint?
Maxwell Smart: All right, I'll do it myself.
[lets go of false hands tied to chains]
Sid Krimm: Oh, the old false hands in the chain trick.
Sid Krimm: [Max grabs his belt-buckle and slides out a hacksaw] Oh, the old hacksaw in the belt-buckle trick.
Maxwell Smart: [Max rolls his eyes] Will you shut up?