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"Get Smart" Shock It to Me (TV Episode 1969) Poster

(TV Series)

(1969)

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Maxwell Smart: Wait a minute, Chief, I read about that case in the papers. Three guys went into Fort Knox and they got 600 pounds of gold bars, put 'em in a sack, dropped them from a roof, to a guy who was waiting on the ground below.

Chief: That's right, Max.

Maxwell Smart: And then all three guys on the roof were shot down.

Agent 99: How'd the fourth man die, Max?

Maxwell Smart: He caught the sack.

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Maxwell Smart: Excuse me, but I've always been curious: what makes a person wanna work in a morgue?

Mr. Obler: I like a job where you meet people.

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Maxwell Smart: Dr. Zharko, KAOS' mad scientist?

Agent 99: But Chief, that's not possible. He was arrested by the Transylvanian highway patrol over a year ago and executed.

Maxwell Smart: Well that's probably when he decided to experiment with bringing people back to life.

Agent 99: While he was dead?

Maxwell Smart: Well, he probably had a lot of time on his hands.

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Dr. Zharko: So, Mr. Smart, we meet again.

Maxwell Smart: We've never met before.

Dr. Zharko: No? Oh, I thought we had. Must have been your brother.

Maxwell Smart: I don't have a brother.

Dr. Zharko: Would you like me to make you one?

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Maxwell Smart: Then it's true: you really can bring people back from the dead.

Dr. Zharko: Yes, as long as I receive the bodies before rigor mortis sets in.

Maxwell Smart: Well, that lets Ed Sullivan out.

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Dr. Zharko: [Zharko points to a corpse in his laboratory] One month ago, this KAOS agent was ruthlessly murdered in cold blood.

Agent 99: By who?

Dr. Zharko: Me.

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