Get Smart (TV Series)

Ship of Spies: Part 1 (1966)

Victor French: Agent 44

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• Maxwell Smart : [# 44 is hanging outside the porthole to Max' cabbin on the Evening Star]  Nice to see that you're here backing me up. How far out are we?

  Agent 44 : Oh, about twenty miles.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, how can you tell?

  Agent 44 : Well this is my fifth trip, you get so you can recognize the signs.

  [a wave crashes over him] 

  Agent 44 : The temperature of the water, the kind of seagulls, the number of fish around.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, are there fish around?

  Agent 44 : Sure, take a look.

  [scoops over so Max can look out the porthole to see a couple of menacing fins sticking out of the water] 

  Maxwell Smart : Oh yes, I see them. Quite a bit of them, too. What are they?

  Agent 44 : Sharks.

  [Max does a double take] 

  Agent 44 : There's nothing to worry about. There just waiting around for something to eat.

  Maxwell Smart : Like what?

  Agent 44 : Like me.