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"Get Smart" Perils in a Pet Shop (TV Episode 1966) Poster

(TV Series)

(1966)

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Maxwell Smart: 99, I'm hit! I'm bleeding!

# 99: It's only red wine, Max.

Maxwell Smart: I'm bleeding red wine?

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Maxwell Smart: [interrogating a KAOS parrot] Listen, are you gonna talk, or am I gonna bring in the cat?

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Agent 13: [hiding inside a weight and fortune machine] Hi 86, Agent 13 here.

Maxwell Smart: What have you got, 13?

Agent 13: Claustrophobia and flat feet.

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Maxwell Smart: Take my watch as security.

Agent 13: Yeah, well, I don't know, 86...

[starts examining it]

Maxwell Smart: It's a perfectly good watch!

Agent 13: Look at that, one of Mickey Mouse' hands is broken.

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# 99: Wait! Before you shoot us. I'd like to ask for something.

Kosovich: What is it?

# 99: A goodbye kiss.

Maxwell Smart: 99, you hardly know him!

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Maxwell Smart: Well, have you seen anything weird or suspicious?

Agent 13: [grinning] Not til you came along.

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# 99: Usual procedure?

Chief: Naturally, three copies of the report.

# 99: File the master copy and burn the other two.

Chief: Of course.

# 99: Chief, I've been meaning to ask you about that. Why do we bother making extra copies when all we do is destroy them?

Chief: That's security procedure, 99.

# 99: Doesn't it strike you as being a little odd?

Chief: Well, I used to think so too, but well it's all carefully explained in the Control Standard Procedure Handbook.

# 99: Oh, may I have a look at that handbook some time?

Chief: No, I'm afraid not, 99.

# 99: Why not?

Chief: We burned it.

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