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"Get Smart" Ice Station Siegfried (TV Episode 1969) Poster

(TV Series)

(1969)

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Chief: [on public phone] General, this is the Chief of Control. I'm in Miami and I won't be able to get out because we're under twelve feet of snow.

General Christian: [on other line] Oh, that's bad.

Maxwell Smart: Let me talk to him, Chief.

[grabs phone]

Maxwell Smart: Hello General, this is Maxwell Smart. I'm stuck down here too.

General Christian: But that's good.

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Agent 99: Are we alone on this assignment?

General Christian: Oh no, 99, every nation in the world is joining forces in order to do what must be done to stop this madman. Russia is standing by with nuclear submarines.

Colonel Quinton: Great Britain has offered us air cover.

Admiral Crichton: South America has offered the knowledge of it's top German scientists.

Colonel Quinton: And Israel is making sandwiches for the trip.

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Agent Quigley: Say, eh, how do you stand all that heat in there?

Agent 44: [stationed inside a burning stove] I'm wearing Bermuda shorts.

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Agent 99: What are our instructions?

Agent 44: [stationed inside a burning stove] You're to go to the bar, and order a beer. Then bring it back here, and I'll give you further instructions.

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Agent Quigley: [password] When I'm calling you...

Siegfried: [countersign] Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

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Siegfried: Look Smart, if you had to pick a disguise, why did you have to pick such a dopey looking one?

Agent Quigley: I'm not Smart from Control.

Siegfried: Then who are you?

Agent Quigley: I'm Dopey fr- I'm Quigley from Intelligence.

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Starker: We're not going to kill them?

Siegfried: Mother Nature will do it for us.

Starker: Hm?

Siegfried: We will slip away during the night...

Starker: Und when they wake up tomorrow morning...

Siegfried: They'll be dead.

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Siegfried: Clean out the table.

Starker: What do I do with the bones?

Siegfried: Do what you always do. Bring in one of the dogs from the sled, de-frost him, feed him, then freeze him up again.

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