- # 99: Max, why do they always repeat the instructions in German?
- Maxwell Smart: I don't know 99, I guess it's the language our best American scientist understand.
- # 99: Isn't it exciting, Max? Only a minute and a half to blast off!
- Maxwell Smart: Relax, 99. If you've seen one fifty million dollar blast off, you've seen them all.
- Dr. Yes: Our business here is far too important to have strangers snooping about. You agree with Dr. Yes, yes?
- Himmel: Jawohl.
- Toulouse: Oui.
- Natasha: Da.
- Lopez: Si.
- Dr. Yes: Aah, how lovely it is to hear the word 'yes'. It is music to my ears and pomegranates to my soul. Yes?
- Himmel: Jawohl.
- Toulouse: Oui.
- Natasha: Da.
- Lopez: Si.
- Maxwell Smart: Of course it's a fishing rod, 99, but you can't always tell a hook by its cover. You see this reel here is actually a homing device. The rod is the antenna.
- Maxwell Smart: What do you got there?
- # 99: Oh this is Control's latest anti-personnel weapon. It's an electronic mosquito. If we get captured, we release it and it attacks the enemy viciously.
- Maxwell Smart: Killing them?
- # 99: No, but it keeps them so busy scratching that we can get away.
- Dr. Yes: It is said a wise lobster knows the power of its own claws.
- Maxwell Smart: Eh, yes. Well it is also said that he who lives by the sword...
- [turns to 99]
- Maxwell Smart: How does it go, 99?
- # 99: Dies by the sword, Max.
- Dr. Yes: Your too late, Mr. Smart. In one minute the deflector mechanism takes over.
- Maxwell Smart: Yes, but there's still time enough to take care of you, Dr. Yes. You see I happen to be an expert in hand to hand combat.
- [Dr. Yes slices his extremely long nails at Max]
- Maxwell Smart: However nail-to-nail combat I'm not too crazy about.
- Dr. Yes: [Max has managed to cut all of Dr Yes's nails but two] You have left me with the keenest, sharpest nail of all. I humbly call it 'The Spoiler' All I need is scratch you. You see the tip is poisoned.