Get Smart (TV Series)

Double Agent (1966)

Edward Platt: Chief of Control

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• Chief of Control : [having forbidden Max to tell 99 about his new cover]  Max, until your mission is a success, she'll learn to do without you.

  Maxwell Smart : Yes Chief, but what if my mission is a failure?

  Chief of Control : We'll all learn to do without you.

• Chief of Control : Now Max, remember. Acting as a double agent is the most dangerous game in the world. These men are killers, they'll stop at nothing. You'll be living in constant danger every moment.

  Maxwell Smart : And... loving it!

• Chief of Control : [supplying Max with an old coat full of holes]  Max, take good care of this. The tailor charges a fortune to rip it up like that

  Maxwell Smart : Chief, I've got a dry cleaner that will do this for nothing.

• Chief of Control : Smart!

  Maxwell Smart : What do you want?

  Chief of Control : A few answers.

  Maxwell Smart : Sorry, but I don't think I'm gonna like the questions.

  Chief of Control : We're missing 68.000 dollars.

  Maxwell Smart : That's tough. Have you looked behind the sofa cushions?

• Parker : I would like Mr. Smart to look at your desk and see if he can detect which item is the listening device.

  Chief of Control : Parker, I don't think you should do that.

  Maxwell Smart : Don't be ridiculous, Chief. That's a great idea. If he can fool my keen eyes, the security of KAOS is doomed. Excuse me, 99. Now, let's see... Well, I don't think it's this magazine. It's a little obvious and clumsy. Uh... I don't think it's this paperweight, or the cigarette lighter.

  Parker : What about that, uh... that fly?

  Maxwell Smart : Huh? Oh.

  [Max swats the "fly", and Parker gasps in horror] 

  Maxwell Smart : Got it!

• Chief of Control : Parker has come up with a new listening device that's even cleverer than the fly. Are you ready, Parker?

  Parker : Yes, Chief. See if you can pick this one out, Smart. And please be a little more careful this time.

  Maxwell Smart : Right, professor.

  Parker : It's among these objects on the desk.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, let's see. It's not the cigarette lighter, right?

  Parker : Right.

  Maxwell Smart : And, uh... it's not the magazine, right?

  Parker : Correct.

  Maxwell Smart : A fly. You've built another fly.

  Parker : No, Smart, that's a real fly.

  [Max brushes at the fly and it buzzes away] 

  Maxwell Smart : Oh. Are you sure it's a fly?

  Parker : Absolutely.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, then I can kill it.

  [Max swats at the fly and hits a lamp on the desk; sparks fly out, and Parker covers his head in frustration] 

  Maxwell Smart : I have a strange feeling it's the light bulb.