Carmen Lopez: [when she finds out who vandalized the factory] Zack Powers did this?
George Lopez: Hey, I told you he was a criminal! God help the skank that falls in love with him.
[Carmen makes a face]
Benny: [to George] You do what you have to do, but I'm gonna tell you one thing. I always stood up for you. No matter what they accused you of, breaking a window, cheating on a test. I don't care. I said "He didn't do it" because you were my son. You could've killed somebody and I would've gone on TV and said he's a good boy, even after I hid the body. So you go in, mister manager, and do your job tomorrow.
George Lopez: Come on, Mel. Would you fire your mom for something she didn't do?
Mel Powers: Oh, man. I just wish she was alive so I could do it again!
George Lopez: I had a horrible day. One of the workers trashed the factory. We have to shut down.
Angie Lopez: [seriously] Oh, my God, who would do that?
Angie Lopez: I'm just messing with you. What's gonna happen to your mom?