George Lopez (TV Series)

The Simple Life (2004)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• Benny : I want the truth and I want it now.

  George Lopez : Okay... you're not shrinking. Ernie and I have been lengthening your workcoat...

  Ernie : [coughs]  Not that.

• Max Lopez : Wow, check it out, there's a big bear head over the fireplace. Is the rest of him on the other side?

  George Lopez : Think about it, the other side of this wall's the parking lot, did you see a huge bear ass out there?

  Max Lopez : [under his breath]  Yeah, taking up the driver's seat.