Benny: George, this cop is never gonna find your daughter. He has arrested me three times and he still doesn't remember me.
George Lopez: [to Carmen about Zack] He told me he was going to dump you as soon as he got you into bed.
Carmen Lopez: You're lying! You hate him so much, you'd make up anything.
George Lopez: Oh, yeah? Did I also make up that he trashed the factory? Or that he got a sixteen-year-old girl pregnant?
Angie Lopez: He didn't even care enough about that girl to use protection?
George Lopez: [to Zack about Carmen] I'm not warning you again, it's over between you two.
Zack Powers: I think it'll be over when Carmen gets out of bed to make me a sandwich.
[George jumps to attack him]
George Lopez: [after finding out Carmen's dating Zack] I am going to kill Carmen!
Angie Lopez: I'm tired of you leaving me out of everything. We are going to kill Carmen.
George Lopez: So we'll still have one kid left.
Angie Lopez: Max is a good boy. He will be our future.
Max Lopez: [walks out the door in a cheerful mood] Well, I'm off to fail the 5th grade.
Zack Powers: [to George] My dad knows I'm here.
George Lopez: I don't care.
Ernie: Me either. I got $15,000 in the bank, I'll just live off the interest.
Carmen Lopez: [to her parents about Zack] You guys don't understand Zack! His dad was never there for him and his mom's a bitter old drunk. You have no idea what that's like.
[Benny hides her beer]
George Lopez: [to Benny] Do you want to field that one?
Max Lopez: [to Benny] Hey, Grandma, you might wanna stand up now because those pigs are gonna be flying out of your butt!
Young Carmen: [to George during a flashback, carrying a puzzle] Daddy, can you help me put this together?
George Lopez: [drinking beer and reading the paper] Not now, Carmen. I'm busy.
[Carmen leaves the kitchen; end of flashback\current time]
George Lopez: Angie, I'm going to find Carmen and bring her back.