George Lopez (TV Series)

Max's Big Adventure (2002)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• Benny : I used to read you the newspaper before bed so you knew what was going on in the world. Remember the Zodiac Killer? You said, 'he's not coming to our house, is he?', and I said, 'it doesn't say'.

  George Lopez : I remember that. No Cat in the Hat, no Green Eggs and Ham, just 'psycho kills 12, night night'.

  Benny : Hey, you can laugh, but it worked.

• Benny : That sign that says 'no smoking', is that just for the kids, or for everybody?

  Mrs. Johnson : It's for everyone.

  Benny : How long is the play?

  Mrs. Johnson : Just under 20 minutes.

  Benny : I'll catch it on Broadway.

• Carmen Lopez : How was Max's play?

  Benny : [holding cigarettes]  About a pack and a half too long.

• Benny : I can tell you what your problem is.

  Angie Lopez : Could a day go by when you *don't* say that?

  Benny : Your problem is you coddle your children too much. George was always very independent, he was crossing the street by himself when he was 2.

  George Lopez : I was looking for food!