George Lopez (TV Series)

Love Bites (2002)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

Quotes 

• Max Lopez : Have you been wrestling?

  Carmen Lopez : No, why?

  Max Lopez : You got a big purple bruise on your neck.

  Carmen Lopez : [looks in compact mirror]  Oh my God, Adam!

  Max Lopez : You name your bruises too?

  [shows one on his arm] 

  Max Lopez : This is Steve!

• Angie Lopez : There's something I want to talk to you about, but first let me make us a cup of tea.

  Carmen Lopez : [groans]  No! The last time we had tea it was to talk about my special visitor, oh and you forgot to mention she comes with a couple friends: crampy and bloaty!

• George Lopez : [Adam's at the door]  Angie, does that moron have a hickey?

  Angie Lopez : Yep.

  Carmen Lopez : Run, Adam!

  [Adam freezes] 

  Angie Lopez : You better *run*, moron!

• George Lopez : Tell her about being 16 and pregnant, tell her about how I ruined your life.

  Benny : Oh you didn't ruin my life.

  George Lopez : This is no time for jokes!

  Benny : [to Carmen]  Your father didn't ruin my life, *I* ruined my life. Look, when you're young you meet a guy who seems great, and you forget about what's right or wrong and go to bed with him, and it's pretty good!

  George Lopez : MOM!

  Benny : I'm not going to lie! But then, he doesn't turn out to be as great as you thought and the next thing you know, you're alone with a baby. And while the rest of your friends are out having a great time, you're up to your stretch marks in dirty diapers. I gave up all my pretty years for him

  [points to George] 

  George Lopez : Are you ready for that to be you?

  Carmen Lopez : I'm not going to have sex, I know I'm not ready yet.