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"George Lopez" Home Sweet Homeschool (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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Angie Lopez: Well, George, I do have time now because I'm not working.

George Lopez: But home-schooling, Angie, that's a big commitment. Remember that special moment every morning when Carmen finally leaves for school and you say, "Thank God, she's gone"? You won't have that anymore!

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George Lopez: [to Angie] You know what you always say to me when I'm down? A door may have closed, but a window just opened.

Angie Lopez: Am I really that annoying?

George Lopez: Let's not go there while you're down.

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Carmen Lopez: Home school! Mom could teach me!

George Lopez: Why should she be punished?

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George Lopez: You never helped me with my homework.

Benny: That's because it took you forever to read one page!

George Lopez: I was dyslexic!

Benny: Excuses! George, I did the alphabet backwards with the cop's flashlight in my eyes and you could not even find out that Frog & Toad were friends!

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George Lopez: Not even professionals could teach Carmen. They're thinking of changing the slogan from "No Child Left Behind" to "She's Not Watching, Run!"

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Max Lopez: [to Angie] Why are you trying on your dress now?

Angie Lopez: I'm trying it on once a week to remind myself not to eat anything that tastes good.

Max Lopez: [trying to zip it] I guess breakfast tasted good.

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George Lopez: Sure, Angie. I ruined our string of bad luck with our dyslexic son, our runaway daughter, and my mother who shows no sign of aging or disease whatsoever...

[Benny walks by coughing]

Benny: Boy, where'd that come from?

George Lopez: A window just opened!

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George Lopez: My daughter's gonna be class president, valedictorian, prom queen, everything she can't be with those other kids around.

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Carmen Lopez: [to Angie] So, now you're accusing me of cheating? This is hell! I can't take it anymore! There's no breaks, no one to talk to, it's just you all day! Have you ever spent 8 hours with yourself? No wonder Dad always hides in the garage.

George Lopez: I'm not hiding. I'm working.

Carmen Lopez: It doesn't take 3 years to build a birdhouse.

George Lopez: It does if you're doing it southern plantation style.

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Janet: Your daughter appeared in a Chingy video having a pillow fight on a waterbed.

Carmen Lopez: [excited] I didn't get cut out!

[later]

Carmen Lopez: I can't go back to public school, they called me a *whore*.

Janet: Beeeeefore you did the video?

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