George Lopez (TV Series)

Home Sweet Homeschool (2004)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : Well, George, I do have time now because I'm not working.

  George Lopez : But home-schooling, Angie, that's a big commitment. Remember that special moment every morning when Carmen finally leaves for school and you say, "Thank God, she's gone"? You won't have that anymore!

• George Lopez : [to Angie]  You know what you always say to me when I'm down? A door may have closed, but a window just opened.

  Angie Lopez : Am I really that annoying?

  George Lopez : Let's not go there while you're down.

• Carmen Lopez : Home school! Mom could teach me!

  George Lopez : Why should she be punished?

• George Lopez : You never helped me with my homework.

  Benny : That's because it took you forever to read one page!

  George Lopez : I was dyslexic!

  Benny : Excuses! George, I did the alphabet backwards with the cop's flashlight in my eyes and you could not even find out that Frog & Toad were friends!

• George Lopez : Not even professionals could teach Carmen. They're thinking of changing the slogan from "No Child Left Behind" to "She's Not Watching, Run!"

• George Lopez : Sure, Angie. I ruined our string of bad luck with our dyslexic son, our runaway daughter, and my mother who shows no sign of aging or disease whatsoever...

  [Benny walks by coughing] 

  Benny : Boy, where'd that come from?

  George Lopez : A window just opened!

• George Lopez : My daughter's gonna be class president, valedictorian, prom queen, everything she can't be with those other kids around.

• Carmen Lopez : [to Angie]  So, now you're accusing me of cheating? This is hell! I can't take it anymore! There's no breaks, no one to talk to, it's just you all day! Have you ever spent 8 hours with yourself? No wonder Dad always hides in the garage.

  George Lopez : I'm not hiding. I'm working.

  Carmen Lopez : It doesn't take 3 years to build a birdhouse.

  George Lopez : It does if you're doing it southern plantation style.