Benny: Hey, thank God our last name isn't Tucker
Benny: [rushing into the house] Hey, you've been pranked!
Angie Lopez: Oh my god, are you alright? You got blood on you.
Carmen Lopez: That's Piper's.
George Lopez: Really?
Carmen Lopez: Yeah. I punched her in the nose.
George Lopez: Damn! My daughter's a scrapper!
Benny: Hey, what's goin' on?
Carmen Lopez: Carmen got in a fight mom.
Benny: Look, you got blood on you.
Carmen Lopez: It's the other girl's.
Benny: Damn! My granddaughter's a scrapper!
Benny: I know what you're going through. When I was in high school, they called me easy, cheap, loose... course I was pregnant.