George Lopez (TV Series)
George's Dog Days of Bummer (2005)
George Lopez: George Lopez
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Quotes
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Max Lopez : I want to play video games, but Grandma's still asleep on the couch.
Angie Lopez : It's 3 o' clock, why didn't you tell her to get up?
Max Lopez : I did, but she's not moving.
Angie Lopez : Oh my God, what if she isn't asleep? What if she's...
George Lopez : I'll get the champagne!
Angie Lopez : George! The kids.
George Lopez : They can have some too!
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George Lopez : [finding Benny unresponsive on the couch] Mom?
Carmen Lopez : Okay, I just took CPR in P.E. We're supposed to pull her tongue out and scoop any vomit out of her airway.
George Lopez : [looks at Angie] We did all that we could, I'm calling it, time of death, 10 after 3.
[pulls blanket over Benny]
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Duane 'Dog' Chapman : WHO ARE YOU?
George Lopez : George Lopez, my mom's the one whose house burnt down.
Duane 'Dog' Chapman : So YOU'RE the loser son she's always complaining about!
George Lopez : [to Ernie, proudly] She talks about me!
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George Lopez : Mom, I know in hard times it helps to be surrounded by your loved ones. We ran into some of your friends at the liquor store. Jack, Jim, Johnny, the Captain.
Ernie : [curls his finger like a hook] Aaarrrrrgh!
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Angie Lopez : [the kids put on a play of Benny's life] How much more is there?
Carmen Lopez : There's the daughter she gave away, and the time she got gonorrhea.
George Lopez : [stands up] Okay! Show's over!