George Lopez (TV Series)

George Gets a Pain in the Ash (2005)

Bryan Fisher: Jason

Quotes 

• Carmen Lopez : [to Jason]  Let's do it tomorrow night. It'll be so romantic. I'll rent a hotel room for us, buy a sexy new outfit, and I'll bring Mr. Snugglebear?

  Jason : You're going to bring your Mr. Snugglebear?

  Carmen Lopez : Yeah! Does it bother you that he's a boy bear?

• Jason : [to Carmen]  Carmen, a baby? If you breastfeed, I'll be fighting my own baby for 2nd base.