George Lopez (TV Series)

George Gets Assisterance (2005)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : [Carmen sneaks down to the kitchen in the dark for a snack]  We're out of ice cream.

  [turns on the light and reveals he's eaten a dozen ice cream cups] 

  Carmen Lopez : [worried]  Do I need to go get Mom?

  George Lopez : Carmen, how would you feel if you found out you were adopted and I wasn't really your dad?

  Carmen Lopez : Dad, don't ever say that... unless you're sure it's true! God, that would explain SO much!

  George Lopez : You're mine! If you were adopted, I would've returned you, California has lemon laws.