Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : [after George is released from jail]  What was it like in there?

  George Lopez : Nobody talked to me, the food sucked, I was afraid to go to sleep... So it was a little better than my childhood.

• George Lopez : [on the phone]  Listen, don't freak out and don't tell the kids... but I'm in jail.

  Angie Lopez : YOU'RE IN JAIL?

  Carmen Lopez : Dad's in jail?

  Max Lopez : Wow, he finally killed Grandma.

  [to Carmen] 

  Max Lopez : You're next.

• Angie Lopez : I'll be right down and bail you out.

  George Lopez : It's not that easy. They want to extradite me to Arizona, Manny filed charges on me for punching him.

  Angie Lopez : Your own dad had you arrested? Punching him was too good, next time let's split his skull with a pickax and bury him in the desert!

  George Lopez : [lowkey]  You know they listen in on these calls.

  [Angie groans] 

• Angie Lopez : [on the phone with George who's in jail]  What should I do? Who should I call?

  [frantic] 

  Angie Lopez : I only get one phone call, right?

  George Lopez : Baby relax, that's *me*.

• Carmen Lopez : This sucks.

  Angie Lopez : Well if you hadn't sneaked down to the factory and heckled the president, you wouldn't be getting punished.

  Carmen Lopez : Yeah, but making me fold Dad's underwear is cruel and unusual.

  [holds up boxers] 

  Carmen Lopez : This is cruel... .

  [picks up black skimpy briefs] 

  Carmen Lopez : and *this* is unusual.