George Lopez (TV Series)

Christmas Punch (2003)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : I didn't have any toys growing up, I had fun.

  Benny : I bought you toys.

  George Lopez : Walkie talkies, Mom? I was an only child with no friends. George 1 to George 2, where are you?

  [annoyed look] 

  George Lopez : I'm right here!

• George Lopez : We never did anything for Christmas. My mom would make tamales for Christmas Eve, you know why? So I had something to unwrap for Christmas. 'Is it a puppy? No, it's pork'.

• George Lopez : [telling Max he caught Santa]  I had him by his beard and the back of his jacket, but he got away, he was really fast. He's like those big guys that can really move, like Jack Black.

• George Lopez : [gives Max a piece of Santa's beard and suit]  I know this isn't the same thing as seeing him for yourself, but I want you to have these.

  Max Lopez : [in awe]  Wow... this stuff's been all over the world. I bet elves made this.

  George Lopez : Yeah, I'm sure little people in a crowded factory somewhere made it.

• George Lopez : [as Santa, jumps into Ernie's car]  Punch it, Rudolph!

  Ernie : I'm an elf!

  George Lopez : Vamonos, elf!