George Lopez (TV Series)

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss (2003)

Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez

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Quotes 

• Max Lopez : How come Aunt Gloria and Uncle Richard are getting divorced?

  George Lopez : Oh that's tough. Sometimes two people can love each other but they just can't be together.

  Max Lopez : That's sad.

  George Lopez : [laughs]  It can also be pretty funny. Remember the time Mrs. Ortega chased Mr. Ortega down the street with a plunger?

  Max Lopez : That's my first naked lady.

  George Lopez : Oh yeah, sorry about that. Hey, at least her breasts covered most of her body.

• Max Lopez : Why did you kiss my dad?

  Gloria Palermo : I don't know, why did I marry Charlie Sheen for 5 minutes? You'd have to ask my therapist.