Ralph Hanley: I've finished you income taxes.
George Burns: [reads the sheet] We owe the government 3 refrigerators of whipped Carnation?
Ralph Hanley: For medical you put down one full length mirror, $50.
Gracie Allen: That's right, I got it for my father so he won't get pnuemonia.
Ralph Hanley: How's that?
Gracie Allen: Well you see before he only had a half-length mirror, so when he went outside he forgot his pants.
Gracie Allen: Do the Republicans have to pay for Mr. Truman's salary?
Ralph Hanley: Yes they do.
Gracie Allen: Isn't that just rubbing it in?