Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

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• Blanche Morton : [Reading newspaper]  Oh, isn't that awful? Look what happened last night. "Grandmother Holds Up Bank President."

  Gracie Allen : Oh, it certainly is. Wouldn't you think a man with all that responsibility would stay sober?

• Gracie Allen : Are the lambchops good today?

  Peter the Waiter : The lambchops are excellent, so is the leg of lamb. I'd say there was no difference between them.

  Gracie Allen : Well, I wouldn't, and I'm surprised at you for saying so.

  Peter the Waiter : I beg your pardon.

  Gracie Allen : The chops are on the inside of the lamb and the legs are on the outside. If you were a lamb, you certainly wouldn't walk around on your chops!