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"Futurama" The Route of All Evil (TV Episode 2002) Poster

(TV Series)

(2002)

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Cubert J. Farnsworth: [speaking into a device that makes his voice sound like Professor Farnsworth] Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I am? That's not good news at all!

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Leela: Uh guys, I don't know how to tell you this. So I'll just let Fry blurt it out thoughtlessly.

Fry: We don't work for you anymore!

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Dwight Conrad: I heard alcohol makes you stupid.

Fry: No I'm... doesn't!

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Cubert J. Farnsworth: [to Leela] Well, if it isn't my dear friend Stretch Pants...

Cubert J. Farnsworth: [to Bender] No Pants...

Cubert J. Farnsworth: [to Fry] and... Idiot.

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Cubert J. Farnsworth: Bret, you've compressed our lunches into a singularity for the last time.

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Dr. Zoidberg: What is this? Angry shouting or hearing-aid-busted shouting?

Hermes Conrad: I'm afraid it's both.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [shouting] What?

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Sal: Gets movings. These papers ain't gonna deliver themselveses. Only the Sunday edition can dos that.

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Hermes Conrad: [angrily] You rotten kids!

[nicely]

Hermes Conrad: Uh, will you be hiring?

Dwight Conrad: No.

Hermes Conrad: [angrily] You rotten kids!

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[Fry and Leela walk into the room - Bender is on the couch, "pregnant" with brewing beer]

Bender: I'm really starting to swell up with beer. I must look ridiculous.

Fry: Nah, you have a healthy glow.

Bender: [Bender belches] Oh my god! I just felt it ferment!

Fry: Ooo! Let me feel.

Leela: [She and Fry sit next to Bender. She puts her ear to his chest] Have you thought about what to name it?

Bender: I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

Fry: I hope it's a lager so I can take it to a ball game.

[Bender belches again. Leela giggles]

Fry: Ooo! I felt that one!

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Cubert J. Farnsworth: We just got done delivering a million papers, and this is how you greet us? With frosty, cold beers?

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Bender: Ah, beer. So many choices, and it makes so little difference.

Fry: How 'bout Löwbrau? It has dots.

Bender: Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot.

Fry: I can't drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody.

Bender: Wah, wah! Baby wants a Zima!

Leela: Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk.

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Leela: If you were my kids, you would get quite the talking to. From your father. When he got home from the Senate.

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Cubert J. Farnsworth: How dare they call us kids? We're old enough to find the Fox network infantile.

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Cubert J. Farnsworth: There's a crack in the hull here. That could cause explosive decompression.

Dwight Conrad: Put a sticker on it.

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Dwight Conrad: Can I use the gun?

Hermes Conrad: What kind of father would I be if I said no?

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Bender: [produces Baseball bat] Ahh... I guess if you want to have children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

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Hermes Conrad: Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

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