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"Futurama" Jurassic Bark (TV Episode 2002) Poster

(TV Series)

(2002)

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Bender: Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.

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[Fry befriends a stray dog]

Fry: I like you, Seymour. You're not constantly judging me...

[bitter]

Fry: ...like all the other dogs.

[panicked]

Fry: Are you?

[relaxed]

Fry: Nah.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Seymour is about to be cloned; the scanner reveals his species and the age when he died] Interesting... It seems Seymour died at the ripe old age of fifteen.

Fry: Fifteen? You mean... he lived for twelve more years after I got frozen?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Nods] Indeed.

Fry: [pauses] Stop the cloning.

[Everybody exclaims in confusion; Fry then takes a large wrench and hammers it against the machine, halting the cloning process]

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Crosses his arms] Oh, sure! Smash the *smart guy's* machine...

Bender: Fry, what's wrong?

Fry: Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.

Bender: But that's a good thing. "Walkin' On Sunshine" sucks noodles.

Fry: I had Seymour 'till he was three. That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him... I'll never forget him...

[Picks up the fossil and looks into its apparent eyes]

Fry: But he forgot me a long, long time ago...

[Kisses his dog on the head, places him on the broken machine, casts a last look of good-bye, and leaves]

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[the Professor is about to revive Fry's fossilized dog]

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!

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Fry: I will now do the native dance of my people.

[Does The Hustle]

Turanga Leela: [Reading a book entitled "Dances of Ancient Bronx"] It says here that this part of the Hustle was a plea to the gods for a favor, usually a Trans-Am.

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[Bender owns an Aibo robot dog]

Robo-Puppy: Robo-puppy commencing 2 hour yipping session. Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip...

[Bender kicks it against the wall, Aibo alarm sounding]

Robo-Puppy: Robo-puppy mistreatment alert. Robo-puppy mistreatment alert.

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Fry: I have a pizza here for Seymour Asses.

Man at Delivery Address: There isn't anybody by that name here. Or anywhere. I hope in time you realize how stupid you are.

Fry: I wouldn't count on it.

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Mr. Panucci: What's with Seymour? It's like he don't want you to go, or he thinks your pants is too short or somethin', which is crazy, cause frankly you look fabulous.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: In cases of rapid fossilization, I can press this brain scan button retrieving Seymour's memories at the precise instant of doggy death.

Fry: [ecstatic] I'm gonna get my puppy back. In your face Grim Reaper.

Bender: [jealous] Crappy, ineffective Reaper...

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [when everyone, despite the professor's objections, seems intent on leaping into a lake of lava to rescue Fry's dog] Professor! Lava! Hot!

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[Protesting in front of the museum]

Crowd: What do you want?

Fry: Fry's dog!

Crowd: When do you want it?

Fry: Fry's dog!

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Fry: Wow. They discovered an intact 20th century pizzeria. Just like the one I used to work at.

Bender: Interesting. No, wait. The other thing. Tedious.

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Cryogenisist: Ugh, I am one hungover cryogenicist.

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Robo-Puppy: Robo-Puppy commencing two hour yipping session.

[Robo-Puppy begins to yip. Bender, frustrated, kicks it across the room where it hits the wall and falls to the ground]

Robo-Puppy: [as a siren begins to wail out] Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert. Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [the cloning process has started. Seymour is zapped by the machine and his DNA is extracted. "Species: Canis Familiaris. Age: 15" is displayed on a screen] Interesting... It seems Seymour died at the ripe old age of fifteen.

Fry: Fifteen? You mean... he lived for 12 more years after I got frozen?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Indeed.

Fry: [pauses] Stop the cloning.

[He picks up a spanner and hits the Clone-O-Mat with it, wrecking the machine and abruptly stopping the cloning process]

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Crosses his arms] Oh, sure! Smash the smart guy's machine!

Bender: Fry, what's wrong?

Fry: Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.

Bender: But that's a good thing. Walking On Sunshine sucks noodles!

Fry: I had Seymour till he was three... That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him.

[He picks up Seymour's fossil and looks into his apparent eyes]

Fry: I'll never forget him... But he forgot me a long, long time ago.

[He kisses Seymour's fossil and places him on the alter of the machine; he walks away, while casting a final farewell gaze before leaving the room entirely]

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Fry: Bender, this has nothing to do with you.

Bender: That's impossible!

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Tour Guide: I am a volunteer housewife with over 45 minutes of training and a romance novel about archaeology.

Fry: Don't wave your fancy degrees at me.

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Fry: Now you can see what my life was like before I met you.

Bender: You had a life before you met me?

Fry: Sure. Lots of people did.

Bender: Really?

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Turanga Leela: Fry, acting like a moron won't solve anything.

Fry: Then all hope is lost.

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Bender: What have I done?

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