Glurmo: This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive.
Bender: That's no lady.
Hermaphrobot: Damn, chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle. Why you so stupid, stupid?
Bender: Hey, bite my shiny metal ass.
Hermaphrobot: You couldn't afford it, honey.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glurmo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.
Leela: How can you trick people into drinking something that comes from your behind? It's disgusting!
Slurm Queen: Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And have you ever tried toothpaste.
Fry: Whose behind does that come from?
Slurm Queen: You don't want to know.
Leela: You pig, stop stuffing your craw and save us!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: What are those horrible creatures?
Glurmo: They're the Grunka-Lunkas. They work at the factory.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them!
[Bender is sick]
Amy Wong: You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc.
Bender: I am forty percent zinc.
Amy Wong: Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Or a big, fat placebo. It's all the same crap.
Leela: Hey, what's behind that door?
Glurmo: Nothing!
Leela: Is it the secret ingredient?
Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient.
Bender: Ok, ok. We get the point.
Leela: I was just curious because of the armed guards.
Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards...
Bender: Shut the hell up!
Glurmo: Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break.
Solo Grunka Lunka #2: Hard ass.
Glurmo: I heard that!
Leela: Fry, stop stuffing your craw and save us!
Slurms McKenzie: Whimmy-wham-wham-wazzle!
