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"Futurama" Fear of a Bot Planet (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

Quotes

Wendy: At least the nightmare is over.

Robot Cop in Movie: It will never be over, Wendy. Even now, humans are lurking in our playgrounds, our breezeways, even in... our movie theaters!

[Movie audience gasps]

Fry: God help us!

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Fry: [sees Bender addressing a robot mob] It's him! He's okay.

Bender: Death to humans!

Fry: Ah, it's good to hear his voice.

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Robot Playing Human in Movie: I will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs!

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Robot Cop in Movie: Incredible. The human was impervious to our most powerful magnetic field, yet he was destroyed by a harmless pointed stick.

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Blue Elder: Elders, execute function-control-shift-kill.

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Robot Guard #1: Be you robot or human?

Leela: Robot, we be.

Fry: Yep, just two robots out roboting it up.

Robot Guard #2: Administer the test.

Robot Guard #1: Which of the following would you prefer? A. a puppy; B. a flower from your sweetie; or C. a large, properly formatted data file? Choose!

[Fry and Leela discuss in whispers]

Fry: Is the puppy mechanical in any way?

Robot Guard #1: No. It is the bad kind of puppy.

Leela: Then we'll go with that data file.

Robot Guard #1: Correct.

Robot Guard #2: The flower would have also been acceptable.

Robot Guard #1: You may pass.

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Bender: You humans are afraid of a little robot competition. You would never let a robot on the field.

Fry: What are you talking about? I see plenty of robots out there.

Bender: Yeah, doing crap work. Robots are only working as bat boys, ball polishers and sprinkler systems. But how many robot managers are there?

Fry: Eleven?

Bender: Zero!

[Throws a bottle on the ground; a robot cleans it up]

Bender: And look who's cleaning up the crap! A human child? I wish!

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Bender: Admit it, you all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier.

Fry: Well, aren't they?

Bender: I never made anyone's life easier, and you know it!

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Fry: So let me get this straight. This planet is completely uninhabited?

Bender: No, it's inhabited by robots.

Fry: Oh, kinda like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes.

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Robot Mayor: Today we have a special guest, whose irrational hatred of humans makes me look like a human sympathizer.

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Bender: I like it here. I have wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

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Leela: We'd be killed instantly if we set foot on the surface, so we need to look and act like robots.

Fry: [robotic voice] I am fully operational.

Leela: We need to move like robots, talk like robots, and if necessary, solve complex differential equations like robots.

Fry: I can sort of dance like a robot.

[does the robot]

Leela: Fry, first of all, this is serious. And second of all...

[does the robot better]

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Fry: [as they board the ship] So long, suckers!

[the robots start piling up on each other, getting closer to our heroes]

Fry: Uh, hello, suckers.

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Leela: Face it, Fry. Baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie. That's why they jazzed it up.

Fry: Boring? Baseball wasn't... Wait. So they finally jazzed it up.

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Dr. Zoidberg: I'll have some squid log.

Hot Dog Vendor: Sorry, we don't serve that.

Dr. Zoidberg: Fine, then I'll have one of your young on a roll.

Hot Dog Vendor: We don't serve rolls.

Dr. Zoidberg: Fine, just give me something crawling with parasites.

[Cut to Zoidberg and the others eating hot dogs]

Fry: At least hot dogs haven't changed.

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Rusty: [in movie] Say, Wendy, your chassis is a little scuffed. Mind if I polish it for you?

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Bender: The fact is, humans are completely harmless.

Blue Elder: We're well aware of that.

Bender: You are?

Blue Elder: Of course. But they're useful to us as a scapegoat to distract the public from their real problem.

Green Elder: Like our crippling lug nut shortage.

Orange Elder: And a corrupt government of incompetent Robot Elders.

Yellow Elder: Duh, that's for sure.

Blue Elder: Quiet, Jimmy.

Bender: Well, I'm glad we got all that out in the open. We'll just let ourselves out.

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Fry: Stop! One more step and I'll breathe fire on you!

Leela: He'll do it! He's crazy.

Orange Elder: Can humans really do that, or did we just made that up?

Blue Elder: I think it was from that movie.

Green Elder: Was that the original or the remake?

Blue Elder: I'm not sure... Hey, they're getting away!

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Robot Mayor: That's the 146 thousandth unsuccessful human hunt in a row. But I have a good feeling about tomorrow.

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Bender: Oh, sure. Let the robot do all the work.

Leela: Bender, this is the first actual work you have been asked to do.

Bender: Well, I can't do it. It so happens tomorrow is a robot holiday.

Fry: Really? Which one?

Bender: Only Robanukah, the two holiest weeks in the robot calendar.

Leela: Last week it was Robamadan, and the week before that, Robanzaa.

Fry: Man, that one was a blast.

Bender: I was not just a blast. It was a celebration of the accomplishments of my past prototypes, which just happened to take the form of a drinking contest.

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Bender: Your basic human is between three and twenty-five feet tall, and is mostly composed of an oily goo wrapped in a t-shirt.

Robot: Is it true that they bite you on the neck to drain your transmission fluid, and then you become human yourself?

Bender: Sure, why not?

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Leela: Wait a minute. We know they hate humans, but how do they feel about humanoid aliens?

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: They're not fans.

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Fry: W-What are we gonna do?

Leela: I don't know! I don't know! It's not an easy decision. If only I had two or three minutes to think about it.

[the show goes to commercial]

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