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"Futurama" Anthology of Interest I (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Hermes Conrad: [worried] What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? IT IS! MY PRECIOUS TORSO!

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Bender: Bite my colossal metal ass!

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[Leela fantasizes she killed the Professor]

Bender: There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.

Leela: You're blackmailing me?

Bender: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.

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Al Gore: If we don't go back there and make that event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed... And as an environmentalist, I'm against that.

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Nichelle Nichols: Something's wrong. Murder isn't working, and that's all we're good at.

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[the universe has been destroyed]

Nichelle Nichols: Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again.

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Stephen Hawking: Oh, great. The universe was destroyed.

Fry: Destroyed? Then where are we?

Al Gore: I don't know, but I dang well know where we're not - the universe.

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Stephen Hawking: There he is. Seize him.

Fry: Who said that?

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Dr. Zoidberg: [sees a guinea pig on a plate] What's this? Two meals in one week?

[Zoidberg devours the live guinea pig, and is trapped behind a glass box]

Fry: Gotcha!

Amy Wong: Sucker!

Dr. Zoidberg: Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!

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[Fry has disrupted the space-time continuum]

Al Gore: Well, it's obvious what should have happened. That whang to the head should have killed you.

Fry: What?

Nichelle Nichols: [menacingly] Let's finish the job.

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Professor Farnsworth: Oh. You've killed me! You've killed me!

Leela: Oh God! What have I done?

Professor Farnsworth: I just told you. You've killed me!

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Bender: As a robot living among humans, I've never really felt accepted at parties or nude beaches. So I've always secretly wondered... what if I was five-hundred feet tall?

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Hermes Conrad: We're jerked! Nothing can stop a monster that big.

Professor Farnsworth: Nothing except an even more equally big monster.

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Fry: Are you people satisfied? This gentle visitor is dying, and we'll never even know why he came.

Bender: I'll tell you, with my final breath. I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. Not... I.

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Announcer: Interesting stuff. Stay tuned for more... Tales of Interest!

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Dr. Zoidberg: So, anteater number one. Are you covering for someone? Is it anteater number two? Don't stick your tongue out at me. I need a name!

[Anteater makes noise]

Dr. Zoidberg: What? How do you spell that?

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Fry: What are you monsters? Is one of you I.C. Wienner?

Dr. Zoidberg: If that's his pizza, then I'm I.C. whatever.

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Mr. Panucci: The usual, Mr. Hawking?

Stephen Hawking: No. Today I want something good.

Mr. Panucci: Ha ha! You're all right, Hawking.

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[a giant Bender is destroying New York City]

Amy Wong: There goes the neighborhood.

[boom]

Amy Wong: There goes another neighborhood.

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Al Gore: To my left, you'll recognize Gary Gygax, inventor of Dungeons & Dragons.

Gary Gygax: Greetings it's a...

[rolls dice]

Gary Gygax: ...pleasure to meet you.

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Mr. Panucci: There's only three real monsters, kid: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong! Now quit picking your nose and knead that dough!

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Dr. Zoidberg: My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. The next clue came two hours later, at 4:15, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse.

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Professor Farnsworth: Who else has a question for the What-If machine? Scruffy, Fry?

Fry: Uh, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant?

Leela: You idiot! We already saw that!

Fry: I know, I liked it. I want to see it again.

Professor Farnsworth: We're not seeing it again! Ask something less stupid.

Fry: Oh alright, how about this. What if I never fell into that freezer doodle and came to the future jiggy?

Professor Farnsworth: That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way. What if Fry never came to the future?

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Leela: Hey, you guys! Look at what I bought on a wild impulse. New boots. They're just like my old boots, but with a crazy green stripe. Whoo! Never know what I'm gonna do next!

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Dr. Zoidberg: Police. Bah! Nosy meddlers. It so happens that I have mail order degrees in murderology and murderonomy. Zoidberg is afoot!

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Fry: Who are you?

Bender: I'm a big robot, and I want a big cereal!

Fry: You too? Will you be my friend?

Bender: Put it there, pal!

[Fry shakes hands]

Bender: I meant your wallet.

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Leela: Who are you?

Scruffy: Scruffy, the janitor.

Leela: I've never seen you before.

Scruffy: I've never seen you before neither.

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Hermes Conrad: Come on, woman. Pick something.

Fry: Yeah, be more impulsive, like this.

[Pours milk and cereal on his head, starts eating it]

Bender: Go, man, go!

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Bender: Hey, what's this? Hermes' dreadlocks, and his arm? Leela, I'm shocked! Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh go in the trash.

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Leela: Okay, just try to be nonchalant.

[Enters whistling nonchalantly]

Dr. Zoidberg: All right, so you're nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.

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Dr. Zoidberg: So, now Zoidberg is big, huh? That's more like it! Who's intimidating who now, big city? Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card application, will you?

[destroys Chase Manhattan Bank building]

Dr. Zoidberg: Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open mike night, eh? I'll show you!

[crushes Apollo Theater]

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Leela: [Talking out loud to herself] Okay that's it. No more killing. Next time you feel like killing - just have a stick of gum.

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Stephen Hawking: Oh, great. The universe has been destroyed.

Fry: Then where are we?

Al Gore: I don't know, but I damn well know where we're not - the universe.

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