Futurama (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Santas (2001)

Coolio: Kwanzaa-bot

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Quotes 

• Kwanzaa-bot : Yo, Kringle! What happened to you, dawg?

  Bender : Oh, it's awful, Kwanzabot. Everyone hates me.

  Kwanzaa-bot : [Scoffs]  At least they understand you. You know what I'm saying? Ain't nobody down with this Kwanza tip.

  Bender : Hey, maybe you can lend me a hand with these deliveries?

  Kwanzaa-bot : [Imitates a gameshow buzzer]  No time. I got to hand out the traditional Kwanza book.

  [He holds up a book with two shrugging children on the cover. The book is called "What The Hell Is Kwanza." Kwanza-bot sighs] 

  Kwanzaa-bot : I've been giving these out for 647 years.

• Bender : Hey, Kwanzaa-bot! Where you off to?

  Kwanzaa-bot : Ah, you didn't hear about it? Hannukah Zombie's having a luau at the B'nai B'rith. You coming?

  Bender : Word!