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"Futurama" A Leela of Her Own (TV Episode 2002) Poster

(TV Series)

(2002)

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[Bender negotiates Leela's blernsball contract]

Bender: Hey. You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass. Deal.

Leela: Bender. That's great. How much did you get me?

Bender: One hundred dollars.

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Leela: I think the owner is from Cygnus 5.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Cygnoids, in our block? Fie and foo! They should go back to where they came from!

Leela: Professor. Please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No.

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Leela: All this time I thought they were cheering for me, but they were actually cheering at me.

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[Leela makes a retching noise after sampling an alien's pizza]

Leela: I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit.

Cygnoid Woman: Thank you.

Leela: No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.

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Bender: [Playing catcher in a blernsball game] No batter! No batter!

[the batter is knocked unconscious by a bean ball]

Bender: No batter anymore.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Why is your number 7/8?

Leela: All the whole numbers have been retired.

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Bob Uecker: This is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen, and I've seen Mr. Belvedere naked.

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Philip J. Fry: Look, the players who broke the various color barriers.

Bender: When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots?

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Abner Doubledeal: You got us more publicity than a cowboy on a shark tank. Poor Tex. He was quite a shark.

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Philip J. Fry: Wow, I'm impressed. You look just like a ball player. Can I pat you on the butt?

Leela: Fry, I'm a professional athlete now, so go ahead.

Philip J. Fry: Aw, now I'm too nervous.

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Leela: Fry, put down those binoculars. The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one week.

Philip J. Fry: I know, and I've learned to accept it.

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Hank Aaron XXIV: Okay, try it again, but this time keep your eye off the ball.

Leela: You mean keep my eye on the ball?

Hank Aaron XXIV: Hey, lady! Which one of us is in the Hall of Fame?

Philip J. Fry: Psst! You're holding the bat upside down.

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Leela: I didn't hit the batter! For once I was pitching, and not just belly-itching.

Hank Aaron XXIV: Oh, you got that too? I think there's a rash going around.

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Bob Uecker: Remember, fans. This exciting moment is brought to you by Month Old Franks. The hot dogs with experience.

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Hank Aaron XXIV: Okay, let's see what you can do.

Bender: One thing she can do is lodge a ball in the dead center of your brain. You better get a batting helmet.

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Philip J. Fry: Well, I must say I'm impressed. You look just like a ballplayer. Can I pat you on the butt?

Leela: Fry! I'm a professional athlete... so go ahead.

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Leela: Strike one! A personal best.

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Leela: Professor. Please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No.

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[Leela makes a retching noise after sampling an alien's pizza]

Leela: I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit.

Female Cygnoid: Thank you.

Leela: No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.

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