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"Futurama" A Flight to Remember (1999)

[when Zapp altered the Titanic's route to make it more "interesting"]
Lt. Kif Kroker: [as asteroids are flying by the bridge] Do you remember that "course correction" you made, sir?
Captain Zapp Brannigan: [meaning it] No.

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kiff, I'm feeling the "captain's itch".
Lt. Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.

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Bender: Wait, my cheating unit malfunctioned. You gotta' give me a do-over.
Craps dealer: Sorry - the house limit is three do-overs.

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[Fry and Leela pretend to be involved to ward off Zapp]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: But as a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be on Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Thank God there're plenty of escape pods. We won't have to dress up like women and children.
[Camera pulls back to show Farnsworth dressed in a kid's sailor outfit and holding a lollipop]

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[the escape pod is too slow]
Leela: Something's wrong. We're two metric tons overweight.
Amy Wong: Well, it's not ME.

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Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?

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Kif Kroker: Captain, may I have a word with you?
Captain Zapp Brannigan: No.
Kif Kroker: It's an emergency, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Come back when it's a catastrophe.
[a huge rumbling is heard]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, very well.

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[Zapp Brannigan has just piloted the Titanic straight into the path of a black hole]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. I guess all that remains now is for the captain to go down with the ship.
Lt. Kif Kroker: That's surprisingly noble of you, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: No, it's noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain.
[Zapp runs off]

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Fry: You're not jealous are you?
Leela: NO!
Fry: Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful!

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Leela: That was the worst mission ever.
Fry: That's the last time I visit a planet called Cannibalon.
Bender: Yeah. Food was good, though.

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Lt. Kif Kroker: [Captain Zapp Brannigan wants to change the flight course] This is a pleasure cruise. Our path is decided by the travel agency.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: That's for schoolgirls. Now here's a course with some chest hair.
[Draws a meandering line on the chart]
Lt. Kif Kroker: But that leads us straight through a comet field.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something.

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing.

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Fry: Look, our nebula. Everytime I look at it, I will think back to that moment when we almost...
[Nebula gets sucked into the black hole]
Fry: Never mind.

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Countess De La Roca: I am surprised to find another robot in first class. Usually, the only robots I meet on a cruise ship are laborers.
Bender: I can assure you, I hardly know the meaning of the word labor.

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Leela: Oh, my God! We're headed straight for a black hole!
Fry: Talk about a mood killer.

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Fry: Don't cry, Bender. No one really knows what happens in a black hole. She could still be alive in another dimension somewhere. Right, professor?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh, sure. Absolutely.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Whispers to Zoidberg] Not a chance.
[Mimes slashing his throat and being hanged]

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: She's a beautiful ship. Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out.

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Countess De La Roca: Bender, you risked your life to save me.
Bender: And I'd do it again, and maybe even a third time! But that would be it.

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Bender: Wait a minute. Aren't you a member of the yacht club?
Countess De La Roca: Why, yes. I'm a third-class yacht.

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[Leela surprises Fry with a big kiss to convince Zapp that Fry is her boyfriend. After Zapp leaves, Leela breaks the kiss]
Leela: Uh, look... Before you get any crazy ideas, that was for Zapp.
Fry: Well, you got anything else for him?

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[Leela is jealous of Amy]
Fry: Oh. Look, I'm not actually interested in *her*, if that's what's bothering you.
Leela: Oh? Are you sure? I mean: *she* has two eyes, *you* have two eyes...?
Fry: I know. We seem like a perfect match. But, I just don't feel that way about her.

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