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"Futurama" A Fishful of Dollars (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

Quotes

Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"

Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree.

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Fry: Do you take Visa?

Clerk: Visa hasn't existed for 500 years.

Fry: American Express?

Clerk: 600 years.

Fry: Discover Card?

Clerk: Sorry, we don't take Discover.

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Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but anchovies went extinct in the 2200s.

Fry: Wha?

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: Oh, my, yes. Fished out of existence... just about the time your people arrived on Earth, Dr. Zoidberg.

Dr. Zoidberg: I'm not on trial here.

Fry: So, none of you have ever had anchovies? Oh, man! You don't know what you're missing. They were salty and oily and melted in your mouth...

Dr. Zoidberg: Okay, okay! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying one more couldn't hurt, and then they were gone! We're sorry!

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Larry: Your motivation is, it's the year 2000 and your head is back in your body, and you want a cheese pizza.

Pamela Anderson's Head: All right, but I'm only doing this because I want my head to be taken seriously as an actress.

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Dr. Zoidberg: That stench. That heavenly stench!

[Eats all the anchovies]

Dr. Zoidberg: More. More.

Fry: There aren't any more, and there never will be.

Dr. Zoidberg: [advances menacingly] More! More! More! *More!*

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Amy Wong: Hey, Bender. Nice new sweater.

Bender: New? What sweater? I came in with this! I don't know you people!

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Announcer: Do you remember a time when chocolate chips came fresh from the oven? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Fry: Ah, those were the days.

Announcer: Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain people weren't allowed on golf courses? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Turanga Leela: You're Fry's relative. Do you have any idea how he got so crazy?

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: Uh, what? Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...

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[Fry is serving pizza with anchovies]

Fry: Ok my friends, get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted.

Amy Wong: I don't know, I've had cow.

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Walt: And if you need further proof that we are a thousand years in the past, here is contemporary actress Pamela Anderson.

Pamela Anderson's Head: Hello, Fry. Remember me from "Baywatch: the Movie?"

Fry: Huh?

Pamela Anderson's Head: It was the first movie to be shot entirely in slow motion.

Walt: It hasn't been made yet.

Pamela Anderson's Head: Then he doesn't know I won the Oscar?

Walt: Nope.

Pamela Anderson's Head: Crap!

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Leela: I don't get it, Fry. Who was Ted Danson, and why did you bid ten thousand dollars for his skeleton?

Fry: I have an idea for a sitcom.

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Turanga Leela: Do we really need to wear these top hats?

Bender: I don't think you realize how rich he really is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.

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Turanga Leela: Fry, this isn't healthy. You're living in the past.

Fry: I'm rich! I can live whenever I want!

Turanga Leela: But we live here, in the year 3000.

Bender: Yeah! Now, are you gonna come to the squid fights with us or sit here wallowing in your prehistoric junk?

Fry: Junk? Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what makes me happy, and it's not friends, it's things.

Bender: I'm a thing.

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Leela: Fry you can't spend all your time in the dark listening to classical music.

Fry: I could if you didn't turn the lights on and turn off my stereo.

Leela: Fry this isn't healthy, you're living in the past.

Fry: I'm rich I can live whenever I want!

Leela: But we're your friends and we live here in the year 3000.

Bender: Yeah, now are you going to come to the squid fights with us, or sit here wallowing in your pre-historic junk!

Fry: Junk? Maybe you can't understand this, but i finally found what i need to be happy, and it's not friends, it's things.

Bender: I'm a thing...

Leela: Fry please...

Fry: *Shuts the door on his friends*

Leela: My pony tail is caught in the door!

Fry: I don't need them!

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Fry: Now, if you'll excuse me, it's eight o'clock. Time to get biz-zay.

[listens to "Baby Got Back" on his stereo; Leela turns it off]

Leela: Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark and listen to classical music!

Fry: I could've if you didn't turn on the lights and shut off the stereo!

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