Becky: My mother says the 60% of the body heat is lost through the head.
Jesse: 60% of his body is his head!
[after kids reconize him as Ranger Joe]
Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone: Look kids, I'd love to sign autographs, but could you wait until AFTER I'm done eating?
[kid sneezes on Joey's food]
Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone: Never mind.
[looks at squid]
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Why did I order this? Here, Michelle.
Michelle Elizabeth Tanner: Eew, gross. Kill it, Daddy.
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner: Michelle, it's already dead.
[picks up plate and the squid has suction-cupped onto the plate]
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner: Uh...waiter? Could you take this back to the tank.
Becky: My mom wants to talk to your mom.
Jesse: That's fine, because my mom wants to talk to your mom.
[puts the phones together, listens to the mothers arguing]
Jesse: I can't take it.
[into Becky's phone]
Jesse: Mom, doesn't Becky's mom squawk like a chi... hi Becky's mom! No, I didn't say squawk like a chicken, I said... talks like Charles Dickens! God bless us everyone!