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"Full House" Yours, Mine and Ours (TV Episode 1992) Poster

(TV Series)

(1992)

Quotes

Becky: My mother says the 60% of the body heat is lost through the head.

Jesse: 60% of his body is his head!

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[after kids reconize him as Ranger Joe]

Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone: Look kids, I'd love to sign autographs, but could you wait until AFTER I'm done eating?

[kid sneezes on Joey's food]

Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone: Never mind.

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Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Eew.

[looks at squid]

Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Why did I order this? Here, Michelle.

Michelle Elizabeth Tanner: Eew, gross. Kill it, Daddy.

Daniel 'Danny' Tanner: Michelle, it's already dead.

[picks up plate and the squid has suction-cupped onto the plate]

Daniel 'Danny' Tanner: Uh...waiter? Could you take this back to the tank.

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Becky: My mom wants to talk to your mom.

Jesse: That's fine, because my mom wants to talk to your mom.

[puts the phones together, listens to the mothers arguing]

Jesse: I can't take it.

[into Becky's phone]

Jesse: Mom, doesn't Becky's mom squawk like a chi... hi Becky's mom! No, I didn't say squawk like a chicken, I said... talks like Charles Dickens! God bless us everyone!

[hangs up]

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[talking to Becky's mother]

Jesse: Do you really say "a hat on a head keeps a kid out of bed?" Oh.

[makes disgusted face]

Jesse: Hmm? Oh, and a scarf on a throat goes great with a coat.

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