Jesse is fed up with his lack of privacy and family responsibilities, especially when they interfere with his love life.
Did You Know?
When Jesse and Samantha come in from playing tennis, she shuts the door. When the door is next visible, it stands wide open even though no one touched it. See more
I know what it's like not to get what you want. Remember when I was supposed to do that Oat Boats cereal commercial? And you got it instead?
Well, what did I do? Did I mope?
No. You chased me around the kitchen and tried to kill me.
References King Creole
Written by Warren Moore
and William Griffin
Performed by John Stamos See more