- D.J. Tanner: Stephanie said she heard a strange noise in the garage, but if you ask me, it's a desperate plea for attention.
- Danny Tanner: D. J., stop watching Oprah and start doing your homework.
- Stephanie Tanner: Can I sleep in your bed?
- D.J. Tanner: Alright, come on over.
- Stephanie Tanner: Does this mean you believe me about the monster?
- D.J. Tanner: I'm not saying yes and I'm not saying no. I'm just saying get over here!