D.J. Tanner: [Joey's trying to leave the house, everyone's after him] Uncle Jesse, stop him!
Jesse Katsopolis: [blocks the doorway] Okay pal, there's no way you're getting out of here after what you've done.
[looks to the others]
Jesse Katsopolis: What did he do?
D.J. Tanner: He said he's flying to Hollywood to get roasted peanuts.
Jesse Katsopolis: Hey Becky, I made Joey a cake for when he gets home from his audition, 'Congrats, Joey'.
Rebecca Katsopolis: Well sweetheart that's nice, but what if he doesn't get it?
Jesse Katsopolis: Well then we just scrape this off, 'Rats, Joey'.
Danny Tanner: That's Annette Funicello, I watched her all the time on the Mickey Mouse Club.
Michelle Tanner: That lady knows Mickey Mouse?
Michelle Tanner: Give me back my autograph book!
Michelle Tanner: First we're happy, then we're sad, now we're happy again, WHAT is GOING ON?