- Kimmy Gibbler: Tommy! Hi, I'm Stephanie Tanner's best friend Kimmy Gibbler. Can I have your autograph? Just write "To Kimmy, the woman of my dreams."
- Danny Tanner: Kimmy, he writes music, not science fiction.
- Jesse: [to Danny after D.J. and Stephanie are fighting over Tommy Page] Next time you bring a star home, I suggest Angela Lansbury.
- Daniel 'Danny' Tanner: Am I the raddest, baddest dad a kid ever had?
- Donna Jo 'D.J.' Margaret Tanner: Right up until you said that.
- Danny Tanner: DJ, why did you tell Kimmy about Tommy?
- Donna Jo 'D.J.' Margaret Tanner: Because I tell Kimmy everything.
- Danny Tanner: So tell her to go home.