Full House (TV Series)
A House Divided (1994)
Bob Saget: Danny Tanner
Quotes
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Danny Tanner : [after Michelle mentions an infestation] Mr. Bond I can assure you there's never been a rodent or insect in this house.
Denise : Oh it's way worse than that.
[opens the door to Michelle's room, full of panting dogs]
Denise : You got an infestation of dogs!
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Lou Bond : [Teddy squirts Lou with a Super Soaker] That's strange, I suddenly feel water on my head.
Michelle : Told ya, leaky roof.
Danny Tanner : Michelle, we don't have a leaky roof, it's not even raining, that's not even the roof.
Michelle : Tell it to the guy with the wet head.