Chandler has news: his boss offered him a promotion to data processing coordinator. So Chandler resigned! He has spent five years in what was meant to be a 'temporary' job and feels he is destined for something more meaningful than 'worrying about the 'weenus.' But he doesn't know what! After a full day of aptitude tests, Chandler is declared perfectly fit for data processing. He refuses to believe it, but his boss keeps making better and better offers. A massage client of Phoebe's is opening a restaurant, just the kind Monica would like to run, so she sets up a demonstration to impress the boss, Steve. Alas he arrives under the influence of weed, which makes him a voracious, infantile omnivore. Meanwhile Ross has a promising date with the museum's Insects curator and introduces her to his monkey Marcel. Written by
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In S01E15, when Chandler is promoted, he shows his new office to Phoebe and introduces her to his new assistant. Later, when Phoebe needs work, he gives her a job and Phoebe says that nobody in Chandler's office knows that they know each other. See more
You like this woman, right?
You wanna see her again, right?
Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how you gonna talk dirty to her? Now, tell me you wanna caress my butt!
References Brian's Song
Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon
Written and Performed by Neil Diamond See more